I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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