I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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