Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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