i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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