Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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