Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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