Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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