My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I just had sex on a roof
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
