Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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