You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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