Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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