i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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