I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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