I think I am morally bankrupt
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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