Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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