My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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