Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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