I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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