Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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