I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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