So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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