What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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