what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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