love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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