i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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