yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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