Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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