On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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