how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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