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(208): View more from Idaho

the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise

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(573): View more from Missouri

Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??

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(314): View more from Missouri

this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"

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(315): View more from New York

You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.

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(631): View more from New York

i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth

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(807): View more from Ontario

I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile

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(818): View more from California

Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.

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