we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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