So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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