Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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