Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I am naked and annoyed.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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