haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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