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(303): View more from Colorado

idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.

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(559): View more from California

if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean

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(773): View more from Illinois

I am midnight drunk by noon

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(320): View more from Minnesota

im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...

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(864): View more from South Carolina

we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game

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(205): View more from Alabama

they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"

(205): View more from Alabama

pick me up NOW

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.

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(207): View more from Maine

I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.

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