i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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