Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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