My brain says no but my pants say off.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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