She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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