I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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