He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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