Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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