I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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