you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
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