Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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