It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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