ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He better not be in your backpack
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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