There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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