is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
